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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

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jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

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weloveshortvideos:

Vine by Kenzie Nimmo

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A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

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lexihelms:

Instructions too difficult. Dick caught in ceiling fan.

lexihelms:

Instructions too difficult. Dick caught in ceiling fan.

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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

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mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

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millieisnotonfire:

i-write-textposts-not-tragedies:

ryanrossstopruiningmylife:

sylvanburningcenter:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the citayy

to seee a marching band

he said

listen here u lil shit

don’t make a fuckin band and get famous and break up after 12 years

or i will fucking cut you

and all the non-believers

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tokomon:

Suzanne is so important

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