surprisebitch:

im pretty certain due to the extremely conservative nature of Mormons, they dont condone this message

(Source: best-of-memes, via caseyanthonyofficial)

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

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republlicant:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK


Satan as a child

republlicant:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Satan as a child

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callingoutbigotry:

suzanne is so inspirational

(Source: nataliedormier, via romancingthelookyloos)

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

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real nigga horror movie

yungkawaiiinigga:

*wife and I move into our new house* 

bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.

*unpacks a creepy ass doll* 

bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*

me:

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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"It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless."

— (via psych-facts)

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daily-asgardian-news:

I’m not even sorry for making this

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striderdaves:

teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair

for a sec i thought this meant the wheelchair from degrassi

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